Fate=Fucked Up

Fate is dating a woman you hate who's related to a woman you love
Fate is getting the money for some tickets you really want and getting there just in time to just miss the last pair
Fate is cramming for a test that's the next day and finding it's next week
Fate is buying your girl an engagement ring the same day she plans on breaking up with you
Fate is playing the same lottery numbers for years and the day you don't play your numbers are picked
Fate is having sex without condoms for years and the day you decide to use one it breaks and you don't pull out
Fate is having a one night stand with a girl you met in a club only to see her later at a family reunion
Fate is remaining a virgin until you get married only to find out you have cancer and your penis has to be removed for you to live
Fate is finishing a 500 page book just in time for your computer to freeze before you save
Fate is eating real fast but you choke on your drink