Fate=Fucked Up

Fate is dating a woman you hate who's related to a woman you love
Fate is getting the money for some tickets you really want and getting there just in time to just miss the last pair
Fate is cramming for a test that's the next day and finding it's next week
Fate is buying your girl an engagement ring the same day she plans on breaking up with you
Fate is playing the same lottery numbers for years and the day you don't play your numbers are picked
Fate is having sex without condoms for years and the day you decide to use one it breaks and you don't pull out
Fate is having a one night stand with a girl you met in a club only to see her later at a family reunion
Fate is remaining a virgin until you get married only to find out you have cancer and your penis has to be removed for you to live
Fate is finishing a 500 page book just in time for your computer to freeze before you save
Fate is eating real fast but you choke on your drink

Honda Battle Of The Bands

Gettin ready to head to the ATL shawty for the Honda BOTB .... So in the name of this road trip ....

I...I...I...I...I...be on it all night
man I be on it all day
Straight up pimp if you want me
you can find me in the A
A ... A ... A (I'm on it)
A ... A ... A ... A
I'm on that Kryp-to-nite
I'm on that Kryptonite
I'm on that Kryp-to-nite
I'm on that Kryptonite

Me & My Ex's

My exgirlfriends are an interesting bunch. No ... really ... they can have a TV show based off of their characters. I have one that got married and said out of respect for her husband she can't talk to me ever again yet she hit me up today. There's another (who everyone says fugged up) who acts like I did her wrong and has an iffy relationship with me now. Then we have on who hates me but still hits me up I think it's out of jealousy though. I think this being a good boyfriend shit is for the birds ... single nigga forever is what these random women are turning me into.

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Chocolate Girl

I must say you are my world
Smooth to the touch with EBONY skin
Everyone knows that I want to get in ...

... To you ever so deep
Give you a love that I feel is unique
Keep you selfishly to my self
Everyone knows I just can't help ...

... Myself when I'm around you
I hold a passion ever so true
With all the money in the world I couldn't buy you
Everyone knows I want to try you ...

... Now from your lips to your head
From your wall to your ceiling to your floor to your bed
When you speak my toes just curl
Everyone knows this my chocolate girl

Joseph F Carr II

Copyright ©2006 Joseph F Carr II

Damned If You Do ... Damned If You Don't

I've tried to be the good guy in every relationship (whether it be dating or just friends) that I've had. It just isn't working. I think I have a curse on me where impossible love is all I can find. Even the one I thought would last forever was corrupted by a force I fight everyday to improve. That force is the art of COMMUNICATION. It has caused a lot of trouble in my relationships. At first I thought maybe it's me. But I've sat down and analyzed it. Women are afraid to share there feelings.

Now maybe it's because they think it's pointless with men in their eyes. Well I'm here to tell you that's not the case with all of us. I for one am an honest man in relationships, but I can't read minds. I tell females in relationships exactly what I'm thinking and answer whatever they ask so they can get the point that I'm an "open book". But yet they sit here and bottle things up with me and just expect me to know what's going on. For all of the girls out there who I am perfect for who either don't realize it or don't want to, I feel soorry for you and I apologize because at the rate this is going I'm going to be Mr. Right for the wrong woman and make her happy when it could've been you.