Me & My Ex's

My exgirlfriends are an interesting bunch. No ... really ... they can have a TV show based off of their characters. I have one that got married and said out of respect for her husband she can't talk to me ever again yet she hit me up today. There's another (who everyone says fugged up) who acts like I did her wrong and has an iffy relationship with me now. Then we have on who hates me but still hits me up I think it's out of jealousy though. I think this being a good boyfriend shit is for the birds ... single nigga forever is what these random women are turning me into.