Mythology Of A Mad Man - Episode 1 (Skitzo)

I know it's been a long time but here we go ...

I think ... no I take that back ... I know I have multiple personalities. I have attempted on many times to name them all but they're created in my subconciousness so who knows how many there are. I call it "controlled-skitzofrenia" because I use these unique personalities in my own manner. Now you may say that it's just a personality change but what you have to realize is that I literally change into different people.

To be cont.

Mythology Of A Mad Man ... Coming Soon!!!!

My new journal ... whenever you see this title it's actually my personal thoughts not just something I find interesting.

Ponder Such Things ...

Utah Jazz player Andrei Kirilenko told ESPN magazine that his wife of six years allows him to have one night with a woman a year -as long as she knows about it. Kirilenko admits that his wife’s suggestion was a surprise to him and said that he didn’t plan to do anything. His wife, Masha Lopatova, is also from Russia where she is a famous pop star. She is comfortable with being in the public eye and it didn’t seem to bother her to talk about their marriage so openly because her “whole life is on the surface”. Mrs. Kirilenko feels that if she knows her husband’s “night out”, then it’s not cheating. She feels that by sanctioning a tryst with another woman, she is curbing any urges he may have to seek out many women. Her logic is that he would already have so many temptations as an NBA player, it would be unrealistic to expect him to resist them. She is quoted saying “What’s forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered”. Mrs. Kirilenko didn’t want to have a similar allowance from her husband. I suppose she thinks that women have no problem curbing their appetite?When I talked to a few male friends about this article, I received mixed feedback. David Horton, a 30-something published author, said this makes sense because “Men are conquerors”. He thinks that the Kirilenko arrangement would be ideal for him. He thinks most men would love this kind of setup.My friend Jackson, a 26 year old hip hop columnist, thinks Mrs. Kirilenko shouldn’t be trusted. He said, “What woman in her right mind would justify this to herself? And what woman REALLY believes that ONE additional woman would curb his appetite for new snickerdoodle?He also calls a foul (pun intented) on her terms: “This is a psychological mind game his wife is playing. One per year? That isn’t fair. That’s too much calculating and decision making for him to go through. He’ll combust just trying to make sure he isn’t missing out on Jennifer Love-Hewitt or Natalie Portman when he decides to sleep with Lindsay Lohan.” Hilarious, Jackson cracks me up.

Men, do you agree with Jackson or Horton?

If a woman knows about the affair, is it still cheating?

Ladies would you offer one night to your man if you were married?

What if it was someone you are dating?

My Favorite Quotes

"We were born Icons but we're living legends" - SFZ

"I've beat everyone I faced and I'm still here, I'm still standing, I'm still strong ... I'm great ... I'm a LIVING LEGEND" - My Version of Dave Chappelle

"YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP" - myself

"This is Mr. Poothagarus Brown ... he's here to lay your body down
This is Mr. Kuntrevion Glover ... The Ladies' Lover
And I am Mr. Julius J. Caesa ... and yes ladies I do aim to please ya" -The Group Fraze

"Love SUCKS, True Love SWALLOWS!!!"

"Put Some Syrup On It" - Da Bruhs

"I cost a meal and two .99 gallons of juice, DA DICK costs some cheddar biscuits at Red Lobster, and DA TONGUE ... well ... you'll need to see my accountant!!!" - myself

"If you can take it from me ... It was never mine to begin with" - myself

"Southside Still Holdin" - myself

"I said it's up my back and around my neck ... whoo-haa K K Psi" - Da Bruhs

"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm Psi Hoes all on me" - Sfz

"I beat everybody I faced ... I'm still standin, I'm still strong ... I'm great" - Dave Chappelle

"Niggas is wildin" - Tron

"Cocaine is a helluva drug" - Rick James

"And you need some wang, And you need some wang, And you need some wang, And you need some wang wang in your mouth" - Da Bruhs

"Game Recognize Game ... And You Lookin' Real Unfamiliar Right Now" - Riley/Boondocks

"All the Juices"-Chris Shackelford

"Sit on my face"-Chris Shackelford

"Bout it tell me"-Yoda

"Nice place Nigga"-Dave Chappelle

"Yeah Man"-Usher

"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"-The Boondocks

"I know you're used to dinner and a movie
Why not be my dinner while makin' a movie?"-Jamie Foxx

"Do You Have A Fresh Pair Of Panties On ... I got to know or you could show me,
Silk, Cotton, See-Through, Lace, or Sexy Thong ... I got to know or you could show me" -Snoop Dogg

"Aw Bitch All These Rules"-Dave Chappelle

"Bitch Yo Game Is Garbage"-The Boondocks

Lyrics Say So Much (Part 2)

Prince

"Head" Lyrics

I remember when I met u, baby

U were on you're way to be wed

U were such a sexy thing

I loved the way you walked

The things you said

And I was so non-chalant

I didn't want you to be misled

But I've gotta have u, baby

I got to have you in my bed

And you said

"But I just a virgin and I'm on my way to be wed

But you're such a hunk, so full of spunk

I'll give you"

Head

Til you're burning up

Head

Til you get enough

Head

Til you're love is red

Head

Love you til you're dead

U know you're good, girl

I think you like to go down

U wouldn't have stopped

But I, I came on your wedding gown

And you said "I must confess,

I wanna get undressed and go to bed"

With that I jammed

You fool,

U married me instead

Now morning, noon, and night

I give u

Head

Til you're burning up

Head

Til you get enough

Head

Til you're love is red

Head

Love you til you're dead

Head Head

Head Head

Head

Till you're burning up

Head

Til you get enough

Head

Til your love is red

Head

Love you til you're dead

Head Head

Head Head

Head Head

Head (U said I could)

Head Head

Lyrics Say So Much (Part 1)

"Oh Well"

Boyz II Men
Album: Full Circle

Year: 2002
Written by Jam and Lewis

Verse

Since you've been gone

I've been lonely

Longing to be with you only

Maybe there's still is a way

I can find you and say

Just how I feel.

I can't believe that's it's over

Wish somehow I could have showed her

All that was inside of my heart 'stead of playing the games

You might have stayed

(Funny just the other night) I was thinking

(I wonder if you ever think) about me

(I call you on the phone) there's no answer

Chorus

(Oh Well), there's still tomorrow

(Oh Well), I'll try again

(Oh Well), maybe just maybe­

Verse

Since you've been gone I've been lonely

Longing to be with you only

If there's a way I could beg you to stay

Would you please stay with me.

(I was thinking maybe I) could come over

(Hoping we could finally) work this out

(Even if tonight we don't) find an answer

Chorus

(Oh Well), there's still tomorrow

(Oh Well), I'll try again

(Oh Well), maybe just maybe

Bridge

If I had another chance

We would stand hand in hand

You'll be my girl and I'll be your man

Oh Well, maybe just maybe we can.

(I still call you on the phone) still no answer

(Maybe later on I'll try) one more time

(Or am I just a fool) to keep trying

Chorus

(Oh Well), there's still tomorrow

(Oh Well), a fool's what I am

(Oh Well), maybe just maybe

(Oh Well), there's still tomorrow

(Oh Well), I'll try again

(Oh Well), maybe just maybe

See if I got down on my knees and gave you every little part of me.

(Oh Well), there's still tomorrow

(Oh Well), I'll try again

(Oh Well), maybe just maybe

Shawn: Since you've been gone I've been lonely

Church Pass Vs Regular Nigga Access

Answer females: Say a male comes up to you out of nowhere at school, the mall, the club or somewhere regular. What is your first thought? Do you think he's trying to get at you or get your booty?
Now if a male of that same stature spoke to you at let's say bible study or after church service would you think the same thing? Of course not ... You know why? ... cause he has what you call a church pass.

With this pass, a man can speak to you without judgement or prior motive.

I Pledged

I pledged ... long nights and hard days
I pledged ... some right and wrong ways
I pledged ... with many and at times alone
I pledged ... listening to a repetitive tone
I pledged ... stomach full or stomach rumble
I pledged ... always proud but ever so humble
I pledged ... with chaos and with order
I pledged ... and was down to my last quarter
I pledged ... 'til I could barely speak a word
I pledged ... and I think we lost a third
I pledged ... and I was half past dead
But I'm smiling now because I'm glad I pledged

Joseph F Carr II

Copyright ©2005 Joseph F Carr II

Fate=Fucked Up

Fate is dating a woman you hate who's related to a woman you love
Fate is getting the money for some tickets you really want and getting there just in time to just miss the last pair
Fate is cramming for a test that's the next day and finding it's next week
Fate is buying your girl an engagement ring the same day she plans on breaking up with you
Fate is playing the same lottery numbers for years and the day you don't play your numbers are picked
Fate is having sex without condoms for years and the day you decide to use one it breaks and you don't pull out
Fate is having a one night stand with a girl you met in a club only to see her later at a family reunion
Fate is remaining a virgin until you get married only to find out you have cancer and your penis has to be removed for you to live
Fate is finishing a 500 page book just in time for your computer to freeze before you save
Fate is eating real fast but you choke on your drink

Honda Battle Of The Bands

Gettin ready to head to the ATL shawty for the Honda BOTB .... So in the name of this road trip ....

I...I...I...I...I...be on it all night
man I be on it all day
Straight up pimp if you want me
you can find me in the A
A ... A ... A (I'm on it)
A ... A ... A ... A
I'm on that Kryp-to-nite
I'm on that Kryptonite
I'm on that Kryp-to-nite
I'm on that Kryptonite

Me & My Ex's

My exgirlfriends are an interesting bunch. No ... really ... they can have a TV show based off of their characters. I have one that got married and said out of respect for her husband she can't talk to me ever again yet she hit me up today. There's another (who everyone says fugged up) who acts like I did her wrong and has an iffy relationship with me now. Then we have on who hates me but still hits me up I think it's out of jealousy though. I think this being a good boyfriend shit is for the birds ... single nigga forever is what these random women are turning me into.

My photo gallery Get your own

Chocolate Girl

I must say you are my world
Smooth to the touch with EBONY skin
Everyone knows that I want to get in ...

... To you ever so deep
Give you a love that I feel is unique
Keep you selfishly to my self
Everyone knows I just can't help ...

... Myself when I'm around you
I hold a passion ever so true
With all the money in the world I couldn't buy you
Everyone knows I want to try you ...

... Now from your lips to your head
From your wall to your ceiling to your floor to your bed
When you speak my toes just curl
Everyone knows this my chocolate girl

Joseph F Carr II

Copyright ©2006 Joseph F Carr II

Damned If You Do ... Damned If You Don't

I've tried to be the good guy in every relationship (whether it be dating or just friends) that I've had. It just isn't working. I think I have a curse on me where impossible love is all I can find. Even the one I thought would last forever was corrupted by a force I fight everyday to improve. That force is the art of COMMUNICATION. It has caused a lot of trouble in my relationships. At first I thought maybe it's me. But I've sat down and analyzed it. Women are afraid to share there feelings.

Now maybe it's because they think it's pointless with men in their eyes. Well I'm here to tell you that's not the case with all of us. I for one am an honest man in relationships, but I can't read minds. I tell females in relationships exactly what I'm thinking and answer whatever they ask so they can get the point that I'm an "open book". But yet they sit here and bottle things up with me and just expect me to know what's going on. For all of the girls out there who I am perfect for who either don't realize it or don't want to, I feel soorry for you and I apologize because at the rate this is going I'm going to be Mr. Right for the wrong woman and make her happy when it could've been you.